Here are some quotes from Bollywood celebrities which sound funny today.
Here’s a list of 20 more funny Bollywood celebrity quotes along with the name of the celebrity who said them:
| “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” | Akshay Kumar |
| “I’m a limited edition, there’s only one me.” | Ranveer Singh |
| “I’ve seen better days, but I’ve also seen worse. I don’t have everything that I want, but I do have all I need.” | Deepika Padukone |
| “I am like a Rolls-Royce. I can run without an engine, purely on reputation.” | Shah Rukh Khan |
| “I don’t need a superhero costume. I wear my underwear on the outside.” | Varun Dhawan |
| “I am not short. I am just vertically challenged.” | Riteish Deshmukh |
| “I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Tuesday.” | Saif Ali Khan |
| “I don’t need a reality show to prove my reality.” | Kareena Kapoor Khan |
| “I told my dad I was going to make a movie called ‘Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham 2: Revenge of the Khushis’. He asked me if I was high.” | Karan Johar |
| “I am a star, I’m not a chamcha (servant).” | Kangana Ranaut |
| “I am very hungry. I could eat a whole Oreo.” | Alia Bhatt |
| “I’m not an actor, I’m a method entertainer.” | Ranbir Kapoor |
| “I wanted to be an astronaut, but NASA said I was too good-looking to be blasted into space.” | Priyanka Chopra Jonas |
| “I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous of me.” | Ayushmann Khurrana |
| “I want to be reincarnated as myself.” | Anushka Sharma |
| “I’m not a fashion icon, I’m a fashion diode.” | Sonam Kapoor Ahuja |
| “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” | Aamir Khan |
| “I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.” | Ranveer Singh |
| “I’m not a comedian. I’m just a really funny guy who happens to act.” | Akshay Kumar |
| “I’m not short, I’m vertically efficient.” | Shahid Kapoor |
| “I’m not a shopaholic. I’m helping the economy.” | Sonakshi Sinha |
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