How To Be Everyone’s Least Favorite Person In The Gym?

To be friendly is easy but to be weird and unwanted is an art. Everyone tells you how to be the best version of yourself but we, at Trend Mantra, want to bring out the worst in you. You can follow these rules and be the best at being worst.

 

1)  MAKE A LOT OF NOISE

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Who says oooh’s and aah’s are only for the bedroom? Bring it on, right here in the gym. If you are not making enough noise, you are not working out. Period!

 

2)  REST ON THE MACHINES

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Why would you want to get up and alternate? Why should ‘they’ get to use the machines? You came here first, you will take as much time as you want. You even paid more than others in the gym, damn it. (Just pretend, repeat it ten times and you will start believing it.)

 

3)  TALK ON THE PHONE, LOUDLY!

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Why should you step out and talk, why why? If it’s important, pick it up right there. Let’s see who stops you. If anyone tries to reason with you,just give them a look or tell them it’s your birthright, freedom of speech and what not (you might NOT wanna try it with a lawyer).

 

4)  USE FOUL LANGUAGE

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Everytime you finish a set use the F-Word and bang the dumbbells on the ground. ‘Attitude hai, boss!’

Be creative, come up with a new word each time and every one will be in awe of you.

 

5)  BE OVER-FRIENDLY WITH YOUR TRAINER

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Who says you can’t treat your trainer like your buddy? Also, male or female, just flirt!

 

6)  HEY, DON’T CARRY A TOWEL

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We are super humans. We mark territories (in this case with sweat). We leave a trail of sweat. Who needs a towel? We lead, people follow.

 

7)  DO NOT WEAR A DEODORANT

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I repeat DO NOT invest in a deo or perfume. What’s the point? Isn’t natural smell, or in this case fragrance much better? You might find your better half this way, just like old (early man) days. Give it a try.

 

8)  CLEAN CLOTHES, WHAT’S THAT?

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Lame people wear clean clothes. We are here to work out, not walk the ramp or whatever. We don’t give a shit about hygiene. Humko achcha lagna chahiye, duniya gayi tel lene.

 

9)  LEAVE EVERYTHING ON THE FLOOR

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Do not keep the weights/dumbbells back in its place. We lift, we don’t keep it back on the rack. It’s as simple or as complicated as that.

 

10)  SWITCH PLACES WITH YOUR FRIENDS(IF ANY) ON THE CARDIO MACHINES

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Hey it’s business. If your friends want to use it after you, by all means let them. People can keep waiting. A friend in need is a friend in deed.

 

You are so going to rock the gym with your sweaty swag. You will be famous. Everyone will love to hate you.

Much wow, hai na?

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