11 Funny Bollywood Celebrity Quotes. #6 Is Hilarious!!

Here are some quotes from Bollywood celebrities which sound funny today.


Here’s a list of 20 more funny Bollywood celebrity quotes along with the name of the celebrity who said them:

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”Akshay Kumar
“I’m a limited edition, there’s only one me.”Ranveer Singh
“I’ve seen better days, but I’ve also seen worse. I don’t have everything that I want, but I do have all I need.”Deepika Padukone
“I am like a Rolls-Royce. I can run without an engine, purely on reputation.”Shah Rukh Khan
“I don’t need a superhero costume. I wear my underwear on the outside.”Varun Dhawan
“I am not short. I am just vertically challenged.”Riteish Deshmukh
“I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Tuesday.”Saif Ali Khan
“I don’t need a reality show to prove my reality.”Kareena Kapoor Khan
“I told my dad I was going to make a movie called ‘Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham 2: Revenge of the Khushis’. He asked me if I was high.”Karan Johar
“I am a star, I’m not a chamcha (servant).”Kangana Ranaut
“I am very hungry. I could eat a whole Oreo.”Alia Bhatt
“I’m not an actor, I’m a method entertainer.”Ranbir Kapoor
“I wanted to be an astronaut, but NASA said I was too good-looking to be blasted into space.”Priyanka Chopra Jonas
“I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous of me.”Ayushmann Khurrana
“I want to be reincarnated as myself.”Anushka Sharma
“I’m not a fashion icon, I’m a fashion diode.”Sonam Kapoor Ahuja
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”Aamir Khan
“I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.”Ranveer Singh
“I’m not a comedian. I’m just a really funny guy who happens to act.”Akshay Kumar
“I’m not short, I’m vertically efficient.”Shahid Kapoor
“I’m not a shopaholic. I’m helping the economy.”Sonakshi Sinha

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